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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Beanbag.

So today I sat down recounting my memories of 2009 and back.

"I need to connect with someone, who won't hurt me no more." [Detective Batista]

What's with me and washboards?


Posted at Thursday, December 24, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Corny stuffs.

I'm someone who.. laughs at corny rhythms and tunes that romantic relationships do.
You know, the Corny Flirtatious Tango.

Notes about me:
1) I try to refrain from black thoughts. Never works.
2) I try to be more of the sweet girly girl by collecting dolls. Haha. Wtheck. [Honestly, I think soft toys are dumb. But I've a few favourites! Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. Sue me.]
3) I have a useless pepper spray.
4) I really really really love to blast my music in cars and sing along to it. & dance.
5) I think men are dumb. But I like them. Go figure.
6) I get bored easily.
7) I love sour.
8) My close knit of friends & ex boyfriends have different versions of truth about me.
9) I have serious issues with my parents.
10) I've a thing for left handers.
11) I tend to create ridiculous names for people.
12) On average, my relationships lasts a year.
13) I do not know how to react to religion & the whole bazooka that comes with it. Regardless the type.
14) I've the tendency to insert Malay words when I'm speaking to my Malay friends.
15) I hate people who do 'underwear droppings'.
16) I think driving a manual is friggin uber cool. Plus its manly.
17) I try hard to not be an Ice Queen. But its innate!
18) I play DotA.
19) Self help books are.. ridonkulous.
20) My heart doesn't race or stops during.. lets say you're about to crash into a tree and I'm in the car.
21) I don't get men humour aka Adam Sandler.
22) I love World Cup.
23) I'm so into lingerie and everything that comes along or leads to it.
24) I'm never able to have a blank head.
25) I hate the word 'chill'. I don't get the concept.
26) I categorise characters.
27) I sub-conciously decipher a character.
28) My heart broke once.
29) I can't stand stupid people. I try really hard to tolerate it. But I'm sorry for what goes through my mind when you're speaking to me.
30) I used to write poems.
31) Spot's my beanbag.
32) I must have my feet covered to be able to fall asleep.
33) I have freckles on one cheek.
34) I know what I'm saying all the time. Its never accidental. Its meant to hurt.
35) I REALLY dislike Australia. Never liked it. Don't get the hoohah over it. For gawds sake, they kept hooligans/criminals there. Thank gawd I didn't migrate.
36) I can't stand the lala version for Peace Sign.
37) I use too much tissue paper.
38) I listen to a short list of songs on repeat. I can't do library.
39) I always thought Sebastian was a lobster.
40) Sissynininincompoop.


Posted at Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by lindakhoo
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*jumps around*

So I'm like... whaatt?

And you're like... uh huh.

This weekend is gonna be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait.
Where's Chand?

Oh by the way, Wii Rules. Hahahahahahahaa..



Posted at Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Because BBT's writers are awesome.

"Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again.

That sentence appeared in my head a few days ago, just as you see it above. I have no idea what it means, other than the obvious, and I don't know anyone named Jillian. Regardless, I thought it'd be interesting to begin a vanity card with it and just see where it goes.

Jillian had a urinary infection... again. Her doctor liked to abbreviate the condition to UTI. She liked to abbreviate it to TMN - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same: cranberry juice and abstinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up."She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, sniff off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.

All of which explains why the next sentence popped into my head recently.

Nobody sang Bee Gees songs on karaoke night like Dudley."

-BBT.


Posted at Wednesday, December 09, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Monday, December 07, 2009
The American Way.

For those who've watched TV series may be familiar with this 'practise'.

The third date expectation.

End of the third date = sex.

I said to Haikal, "Did you know third date means sex?"

This is what he replied, "I rarely think about sex. So no, I don't know third date means sex."

YEAHHHH, SURE...

"Hahaha. That by far has to be my biggest lie for today."

Ahh.. men.

Posted at Monday, December 07, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Saturday, December 05, 2009
Dum dum dumm..

Oh, It makes me sway.....


Posted at Saturday, December 05, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Friday, December 04, 2009
Spin it.

Russian Roulette.
Don't that tempt you in certain ways?
Hmm.. oh well.

Posted at Friday, December 04, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Thursday, December 03, 2009
Post-it

Post-it notes are little bright yellow square papers with concise details.
It makes you reread it.
Then the information read gets drilled into you.

Why do I have your post-its stuck on me?
Not that I'm complaining.

Posted at Thursday, December 03, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Tuesday, December 01, 2009
10-day GB Binge. (Concise)

Flew off to the UK.. technically to attend my convocation..
When on the real agenda is to have a full-blasted unsupervised holiday.
Oh and we sure did.
Here are some decent pictures.


Oh the UK wind. How I miss you. Grr..


I'm not quite sure why is she into kissing. *grins*
(Btw, Times Higher Education awarded Teesside University - University of the Year)


I've a thing for ties.


Camera Obscura in Edinburgh. I love that place. Too bad half was in reno.


*taking whatever pictures we could. it was the only decent day in Edinburgh*


Balmore Hotel. *twirls*


Umm.. I forgot. =P


We both were making fun of the photog.. "Think I need a photog boyfriend"


Glasgow in 75 minutes and all they told us (or at least the ONLY thing that stuck to my mind =P) was "Glasgow is 2nd after London for shopping." Awesome!!


And that's only one block.


Cold. 45 degrees. Hungry. You would think he would snap faster. *see the faces*


Imagine... a whole day on foot + uber fat full + freezing foggy weather.. & we had to walk up that (every night).. oh.. you've not seen the full length..


This is just 3/4 of it. HMPH!


Enough of Great Britain slash England.
Holiday season's here....
Now who's gonna give me that New Year's kiss?

Posted at Tuesday, December 01, 2009 by lindakhoo
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Hi.

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