Ms Thainese

Because BBT's writers are awesome.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:58:15 GMT

"Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again.

That sentence appeared in my head a few days ago, just as you see it above. I have no idea what it means, other than the obvious, and I don't know anyone named Jillian. Regardless, I thought it'd be interesting to begin a vanity card with it and just see where it goes.

Jillian had a urinary infection... again. Her doctor liked to abbreviate the condition to UTI. She liked to abbreviate it to TMN - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same: cranberry juice and abstinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up."She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, sniff off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.

All of which explains why the next sentence popped into my head recently.

Nobody sang Bee Gees songs on karaoke night like Dudley."

-BBT.

The American Way.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:36:04 GMT

For those who've watched TV series may be familiar with this 'practise'.

The third date expectation.

End of the third date = sex.

I said to Haikal, "Did you know third date means sex?"

This is what he replied, "I rarely think about sex. So no, I don't know third date means sex."

YEAHHHH, SURE...

"Hahaha. That by far has to be my biggest lie for today."

Ahh.. men.

Dum dum dumm..

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:47:07 GMT

Oh, It makes me sway.....

Spin it.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:53:59 GMT

Russian Roulette.
Don't that tempt you in certain ways?
Hmm.. oh well.

Post-it

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:39:10 GMT

Post-it notes are little bright yellow square papers with concise details.
It makes you reread it.
Then the information read gets drilled into you.

Why do I have your post-its stuck on me?
Not that I'm complaining.

10-day GB Binge. (Concise)

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:26:51 GMT

Flew off to the UK.. technically to attend my convocation..
When on the real agenda is to have a full-blasted unsupervised holiday.
Oh and we sure did.
Here are some decent pictures.

Oh the UK wind. How I miss you. Grr..

I'm not quite sure why is she into kissing. *grins*
(Btw, Times Higher Education awarded Teesside University - University of the Year)

I've a thing for ties.

Camera Obscura in Edinburgh. I love that place. Too bad half was in reno.

*taking whatever pictures we could. it was the only decent day in Edinburgh*

Balmore Hotel. *twirls*

Umm.. I forgot. =P

We both were making fun of the photog.. "Think I need a photog boyfriend"

Glasgow in 75 minutes and all they told us (or at least the ONLY thing that stuck to my mind =P) was "Glasgow is 2nd after London for shopping." Awesome!!

And that's only one block.

Cold. 45 degrees. Hungry. You would think he would snap faster. *see the faces*

Imagine... a whole day on foot + uber fat full + freezing foggy weather.. & we had to walk up that (every night).. oh.. you've not seen the full length..

This is just 3/4 of it. HMPH!

Enough of Great Britain slash England.
Holiday season's here....
Now who's gonna give me that New Year's kiss?

Hi.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:48:49 GMT

It's a fantasy I want to indulge in.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:02:57 GMT

It's just a loon loop.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:57:46 GMT

My JRT.

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:34:23 GMT